I only know one person who hates llamas: my mother. We were at a petting zoo and my mother said the llama was “kind of ugly” and, so help me god, the llama looked her, smiled, and then spit right in face. We’re having a fight now if it was an alpaca or a llama. Either way, my mother screamed “you f*cking f*cker!” in front of a bunch of kids. We still laugh about it. Except Mom, who gets pissy when we laugh about it.